Let's begin with the the general fucking presumptuousness of swanning in as a friend of my brother, wasting my time, and then acting like a prick when I haven't performed to your satisfaction.
Goodness, no. I was excited to discover you existed and thought I'd say hello. He did invite me to contact you in his presence, but I declined. Why—do you think he'd enjoy listening in?
Oh, no, my mother kept me locked in a cellar and my father had a moat installed to prohibit any overtures of friendship.
[In almost the same breath--]
Of course people have been fucking friendly to me before. But the way in which this has gone feels suspect. Like a sad widow writing letters to anyone who will take them.
Not to mention you thought I was my brother first.
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Date: 2019-04-16 07:45 pm (UTC)Is it Kostos you're trying to impress?
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Date: 2019-04-16 09:24 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2019-04-17 03:25 am (UTC)[And neither does Nikos, if his tone is anything to go by. Still.]
I'm beginning to think you don't know him at all.
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Date: 2019-04-17 03:45 am (UTC)[For the benefit of those only listening in: Lea's just snatched a bottle of liquor from a catering cart on his way past, casually and confidently.]
Hmm. Bottle from the Anderfels, windmill on the label. Have you ever tried it?
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Date: 2019-04-17 04:42 am (UTC)Why. Are you offering?
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Date: 2019-04-17 05:03 am (UTC)[If only there were someone nearby who could understand the face he's just made as an aside; the rando walking by didn't properly appreciate it.]
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Date: 2019-04-17 08:24 pm (UTC)Your courtesy is noted.
[Prick.]
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Date: 2019-04-17 08:49 pm (UTC)Very well—another time and another bottle, let's say. What would you prefer? Something... Antivan, maybe?
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Date: 2019-04-17 10:07 pm (UTC)Preferably left on a doorstep. Unaccompanied.
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Date: 2019-04-18 12:06 am (UTC)All jests aside—if you do change your mind, my name's Lea, and I'd be delighted to make your acquaintance. With or without a bottle.
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Date: 2019-04-18 04:54 pm (UTC)[Also--]
Why.
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Date: 2019-04-18 07:31 pm (UTC)[He's stopped walking.]
Has no one ever been friendly to you before?
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Date: 2019-04-19 10:11 pm (UTC)[In almost the same breath--]
Of course people have been fucking friendly to me before. But the way in which this has gone feels suspect. Like a sad widow writing letters to anyone who will take them.
Not to mention you thought I was my brother first.
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Date: 2019-04-20 12:50 am (UTC)As you may recall, I did attempt to leave this conversation—you're the one who kept it going.
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Date: 2019-04-20 04:10 am (UTC)Well, go ahead and leave it now.
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Date: 2019-04-20 04:36 am (UTC)